sophienorthcott:

dickofgrayson:

vigilanteflower:

Anyone who tells me sex ed is a bad idea for kids…This.

I am so telling my kids they need to grow their condom before having sex to keep them from doing it too early omfg

'i wanted to get back at my mum so i put pizza crust up my butt'



freakzter:

me before The Winter Soldier

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me after The Winter Soldier

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bluewindsummer:

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Click on the panels for translations.

More Avengers Comics


kamidiox:

Playing with the fan (x)

"Stop that, Jen. You are making me hard"


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zorobro:

whatttt the fuckk my heart


tachibanayyy:

Ok yes Australia is obviously going to be a really important trip for Haruka but can we also appreciate how significant this is for Rin.

He’s going back, for the first time, to the site of his biggest failure. He went to Australia to pursue his dream and nothing went how he thought it would and he failed. He’s going back to the place where he lost sight of everything and felt so lost. But this time he has something he didn’t have last time and that is Haru, the person who brings out the most of his potential and ignites that spark in him, and that is going to make all the difference.

As much as I think Australia is going to awaken Haru’s dream, I think just as strongly it’s going to reaffirm Rin’s dream.


coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


Ok but what the actual fuck?

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

Ok but what the actual fuck?


wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer


beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.



yourdarlinglittlesammy:

wow wow wow I just got so mad about meg’s needless death all over again

like do you have ANY IDEA how much fun she would’ve had with demon!dean!? they could’ve been fucking besties omfg she would’ve been SO EXCITED to finally have another demon creature that isn’t pure evil. and she’d have mad respect for his greater strength cuz she’s always been fucking smarter than the average bear

GOD DAMNIT WE WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING SO AWESOME OMG JUST IMAGINE DEAN AND MEG ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE FOR BOOZE AND JUNK FOOD AND LAUGHING THEIR GOD DAMNED ASSES OFF AND SAM AND CAS POPPING IN WITH THEIR ARMS ALL FOLDED AND LOOKING SUPER DISAPPOINTED IN THEIR DUMB LITTLE DEMONS OH GOSH IT COULD’VE BEEN SO CUTE


misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:


pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy


kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.